Kid on 9th floor
omg! something really funny about kids is their innocence and they dont feel embarassed about most of the things. There was this little boy living on the 9th floor, i live on 7th floor, stood by the window and wouldnt stop shouting until he was satisfied with his mate in the park on the ground. So when i looked up from my window i saw the little head, him barely taller than the wall by his window. And he kept shouting as if using all his energy shouting down. I swear he pure shouting about *craps(that adults regard as) for whole 2 hours in the evening. However, he shouted so loud that i had to pay attention, that the things he shouted is so innocent. Wish the world and adults were all that simple.
Some extracts are about...
"THAT ONE WEARING JEANS AND BLACK T-SHIRT... LOOK UP!!..."
" WHY DO U GO TO PARK WITHOUT TELLING ME... (insert name here)TOLD ME EVERYTIME WHEN HE DID..."
"I DONT KNOW..."
"(insert 3 girl names here) SAID THEY WILL MARRY YOU WHEN THEY GROW UP..."
"YOU ARE LYING!"
"3 OF THEM MARRYING ONE OF YOU... NO NO NO ITS TRUE...THEY TOLD ME IN THE PARK.
'' THEY SAID THEY WILL TAKE OFF ALL THE CLOTHES GO NAKED FOR YOU!!"
*paris burst out laughing
"WILL YOU GO DOWN AGAIN TOMORROW?"
"NO, I HAVE TO GO TO THE CEMETRY"
"WHY DO U HAVE TO GO TO CEMETRY?"
*Paris thinking-- isnt that obvious lol
"WHEN WILL YOU COME BACK FROM CEMETRY...''
Then they suddenly got pissed for no apparent reasons...
"YOU GO EAT POO!"
"YOU GO DRINK PEE"
"YOU GO EAT BANANA...HAHA"
"YOU GO EAT WILLY"
*Paris in gasps!
At last, Paris felt like she was tiny partly responsible for the behaviours of the future society masters. So she went to window and shouted:
"HOY! HERE DONT SWEAR KIDS"
and for the next 3 secs there was silence...
hehe.
And the next day, at the same time, they were still shouting.
"TALLIE TALLIE TALLIE TALLIE "( tall man) for 100 times for 2 hours.
Actually the problem could be easily solved if one of them went up, one of them went down or just use phones! =P


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